48 Things Every Man Should Know

48 Things Every Man Should Know

1. How to Give a Manly Handshake
2. How to Tie a Tie
3. How to Change a Tire
4. How to Do Your Laundry
5. How to Iron a Dress Shirt
6. How to Flirt Without Being Creepy
7. How to Break Down a Door
8. When to Button a Jacket
9. How To Make Small Talk with Strangers
10. How to Skip a Stone
11. Which Fork to Use
12. How to Jump a Car
13. How to Shuffle a Deck of Cards
14. How to Build a Campfire
15. How to Throw a Punch
16. The Four Rules of Firearms
17. How to Hold a Baby
18. How to Grocery Shop For Yourself
19. How to Survive a Bear Attack
20. How to Live a Regret-Free Life
21. How to Escape a Sinking Car
22. How To Unhook A Bra with One Hand
23. What to Do If You Fall Through Ice
24. Meat Cuts and How to Cook Them
25. How to Escape Zip Ties
26. Poker Hand Rankings
27. How to Tell When Meat Is Done
28. How to Tie Knots
29. Measurement Conversions
30. The Best and Safest Way to Shave
31. The Many Types of Beer
32. How to Sew On a Button
33. How to Let Go of Regret
34. How to Shine Shoes
35. How to Clean a Fish
36. How to Prank Your Friends
37. How to Pick Out Which Flowers You Should Give
38. Speed Read
39. How To Get into A Nightclub
40. How to Cure a Hangover
41. How to Tie a Bow Tie
42. How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
43. How to Throw a Bachelor Party
44. How to Escape a Moving Car
45. The Different Types of Beer Pint Glasses
46. The Different Types of Coffee
47. How to Mix Whiskey Drinks
48. How to Catch a Seagull

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For the Monday Morning whiners

Monday morning again and i start to scroll through my facebook status updates…whine, complain, boo hoo, whine, whine, is all I can see.

I have little something to say to all my complaining friends..

If you are whining about not wanting to go to work: At least you have a job…there are a lot of people who wouldn’t mind waking up on a Monday and having YOUR job. If you hate your job so much that you can’t continue…then do everyone a favor (including yourself) and leave. You are definitely not putting in 100% and would be happier somewhere else.

if you are complaining about your health: Do something about it! Chances are. Your lifestyle had a lot to do with it…western medicine is merely disease management … For health, you will have to look elsewhere. Take some responsibility for your condition: more than likely, it’s been your lifestyle that has affected your health. Time to change!

if you are complaining about your spouse/partner/boyfriend /girlfriend : When was the last time you did something nice for them? Chances are, it’s been a while. I’m sure they have their faults, but I’m betting you are no prize yourself.

If you are complaining about being depressed: Go out and help someone! It’s hard to feel sorry for yourself when you are helping someone who is likely in a worse situation than you are.

So there! If you insist on continuing to whine…at least make it funny or interesting so we can all laugh at your misery.