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Dan Versus The Korean Spa

One day while sitting around talking to some friends they started talking about this Korean Spa in Atlanta and what a wonderful and strange experience it was. They said I definitely HAD to go and I would enjoy it.

Always looking for new experiences that may be able to help my clients, I made a mental note to visit that place the next time I was in the area.

Soon after, I had continuing education classes in Atlanta and I made a point to leave extra early so I could fit my spa experience into my schedule.

I arrived fairly early…a little after 9 AM. I Walked in, the friendly front desk attendant gave me a locker key, and a little outfit of terrycloth shorts and a T-shirt that could have been mistaken for some sort of a prison uniform.

I was surprised because there were some people sleeping on the floor! Apparently, people come in at all times (open 24-7) and then they can sleep on the heated tile floor.

I walked in got into the outfit and went into the co-ed section: A large open area with several little tile huts…these are the different saunas. Each one has different minerals embedded into the walls, giving them different properties.

the saunas

I went into one of the saunas and it wasn’t really all that hot-but I laid down on one of the mats. All of a sudden, I got really sleepy and probably would have dozed off if it wasn’t for some people coming inside the sauna.

I left that sauna and tried some of the other ones. Milled around the co-ed areas for a while and then I decided I wanted to go into the “wet” areas where they have the hot tubs, and steam saunas.

Now, the spa makes a big deal about how you have to be nude to enter the wet area. The only towel you can take in is one the size of a washcloth…and that’s not going to cover much.

Now, I’ve been in many locker rooms in my life-I don’t think I have a problem with nudity other than the occasional old man that decides to start a conversation in his birthday suit. I suppose the older you are the less you care about modesty. However, it’s hard to carry on a conversation when an old dude’s privates are losing the battle against gravity in your direct field of vision.

Here in the spa you had to be naked! Everyone was naked!

It’s tough to walk around like you don’t mind being naked like that. Trying to look past people…( no eye contact, guys!) After a while the awkwardness seemed to diminish a bit…and I could try to do the different pools of warm, hot and cold.

There were a few Korean guys that were very serious about the different pools. They were very intense, I had no desire to go into the ice cold pool, so I just relaxed in the hot pool while i observed these rituals.

The wet areas

There was a far-infrared area that I wanted to try out, but there were just too many people and after noticing that everyone was sitting on the bare surfaces with their bare surfaces, I decided not to try.

My friends had recommended that I get a massage and a detox scrub, because after doing the numbers, it was the “best deal!” That’s what I told the attendant I wanted.  He gave me a blank stare and since I don’t speak Korean, I had to point to a menu of services to order my detox scrub package.

I don’t know why I expected to be taken to a private room, but he motioned for me to lay on a vinyl table behind a small divider. Here I was naked, face down and exposed to virtually everyone.

I don’t know if it was the awkwardness of the situation, but I didn’t enjoy the massage…I was hoping it would end quickly. There was nothing relaxing or therapeutic to it. Fluorescent lights, no music, just the sounds of conversations echoing on tile floor and my skin sticking and unsticking to the vinyl table.

Now it was time for my scrub! This is what I had been looking forward to for a while! He started scrubbing my skin…I couldn’t believe how rough he was doing it, It was….painful. Very painful. So painful that I didn’t have time to feel weird about me lying naked there. I wasn’t sure what he was using but I’m pretty sure it was a Brillo pad.

So this guy is going to town on my skin like he is cleaning a dirty wok. Surely he will be more delicate when he gets to the “sensitive” areas (underarms, inside of thighs) Nope. Not at all. He stops periodically to wash the dead skin off of me- it feels chunky. And he has worked the outer layer down to where plain water stings. A bit too much, I would say.

After he was done, I was dazed and I couldn’t believe what had happened. My skin was still sensitive to a shower I took before getting dressed. I was a little dazed but I had to make myself move because it was getting dangerously close to class time.

I expected to not feel good after all of this-but the truth is, I felt very energized and after a while my mind felt razor-sharp. I touched my skin and it was super soft. My elbows, which are normally smooth as alligator hide felt soft.

I may do the body scrub again, at least it won’t catch me off guard now. Overall, the Spa was a good experience.

Final Score:

Dan=0 Korean Spa=1

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1. How to Give a Manly Handshake
2. How to Tie a Tie
3. How to Change a Tire
4. How to Do Your Laundry
5. How to Iron a Dress Shirt
6. How to Flirt Without Being Creepy
7. How to Break Down a Door
8. When to Button a Jacket
9. How To Make Small Talk with Strangers
10. How to Skip a Stone
11. Which Fork to Use
12. How to Jump a Car
13. How to Shuffle a Deck of Cards
14. How to Build a Campfire
15. How to Throw a Punch
16. The Four Rules of Firearms
17. How to Hold a Baby
18. How to Grocery Shop For Yourself
19. How to Survive a Bear Attack
20. How to Live a Regret-Free Life
21. How to Escape a Sinking Car
22. How To Unhook A Bra with One Hand
23. What to Do If You Fall Through Ice
24. Meat Cuts and How to Cook Them
25. How to Escape Zip Ties
26. Poker Hand Rankings
27. How to Tell When Meat Is Done
28. How to Tie Knots
29. Measurement Conversions
30. The Best and Safest Way to Shave
31. The Many Types of Beer
32. How to Sew On a Button
33. How to Let Go of Regret
34. How to Shine Shoes
35. How to Clean a Fish
36. How to Prank Your Friends
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38. Speed Read
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40. How to Cure a Hangover
41. How to Tie a Bow Tie
42. How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
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44. How to Escape a Moving Car
45. The Different Types of Beer Pint Glasses
46. The Different Types of Coffee
47. How to Mix Whiskey Drinks
48. How to Catch a Seagull

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For the Monday Morning whiners

Monday morning again and i start to scroll through my facebook status updates…whine, complain, boo hoo, whine, whine, is all I can see.

I have little something to say to all my complaining friends..

If you are whining about not wanting to go to work: At least you have a job…there are a lot of people who wouldn’t mind waking up on a Monday and having YOUR job. If you hate your job so much that you can’t continue…then do everyone a favor (including yourself) and leave. You are definitely not putting in 100% and would be happier somewhere else.

if you are complaining about your health: Do something about it! Chances are. Your lifestyle had a lot to do with it…western medicine is merely disease management … For health, you will have to look elsewhere. Take some responsibility for your condition: more than likely, it’s been your lifestyle that has affected your health. Time to change!

if you are complaining about your spouse/partner/boyfriend /girlfriend : When was the last time you did something nice for them? Chances are, it’s been a while. I’m sure they have their faults, but I’m betting you are no prize yourself.

If you are complaining about being depressed: Go out and help someone! It’s hard to feel sorry for yourself when you are helping someone who is likely in a worse situation than you are.

So there! If you insist on continuing to whine…at least make it funny or interesting so we can all laugh at your misery.

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